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October 2013

Expanded Campus Police Powers: Is 1984 Ahead?

“Sally Kram, a spokeswoman for the Consortium of Universities of the Washington Metropolitan Area, said the group is working to come up with a plan on how police would handle student conduct issues off campus. She said there has been no consensus on how far off campus officers would go.”  - Washington Post, September 29, 2013 [1]

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